Marathi PJ [ Marathi Jokes ]

Anupam Kher la varshachya shevti Mulgi zhali tar tiche kai naav asel bara??
Varsha A.Kher !!!
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Ekda ek maanus lagnala aalyacha tukda (ginger) gheun jaato. Ka?? Karan lagnachya patrikevar lihilela asta ..
Lagnala "aala"ch paahije =))
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Ekda ek manus asa announce karto ki tyacha kutra Tommy la poorna English kalta. Challenge mhanun dusra manus yeto ani Tommy la biscuit dakhvun mhanto "Tommy .. take".
Tar Tommy jaaun bhintila tekto
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Ek manus doodh pita pita marto...kase kay?
Mhais Khali baste
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Manus eka tapriwar jaato aani samosaa magto.. Samosa aalyawar to fakta aatalaa masaalaCh khato Taperiwalaa mhanto arey kyo sirf masalaa hi khayaa??
manus mhanto "arey doctor ne bahaar ka khane ke liye mana kiya hain!!!!!!!"
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eka jatret eka stall madhe ek manus ordat asto , ek rupayet dudhi halva. loka paise devun aat jatat , tikde ek duhi latkavli aste .
loka vichar taat kuthe ahe dudi halva samor che dudhi tumhi halva ani nigha.
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manus at an interview: Question: What is Ford?
manus: Gaadi!!!
Question: Good,what is Oxford?
manus: Bailgaadi
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Vatpournimechyaa divshii vadaachyaa zaadaachii poojaa kelyaanantar baaykaa kaay mhantaat?
vadaa paav ... ...

Thanks Smita